The Tale of Gramlak Boarskewer And Mister Kettlehead
By Way Of Introduction This was submitted for the Blizzard 2010 writing contest; it did not win, place, or show. Sigh. The version below is very slightly different than the one actually submitted,...
View ArticleDear Blizzard (Dated 2004)
September 12, 2004 Dear Blizzard: I’ve been seeing previews of your new “World of Warcraft” game, and I think you’re wasting the rumored 50 million dollars you’ve put into it. It’s nothing but a clone...
View ArticleThe Saga Of Heinrich
I’m working on a much longer article, one of my walkthrough-review thingies, though not my long-promised Alma Mater one (coming soon!), but I wanted to share this little tidbit. In Friday’s 4e game,...
View ArticleA History Of Facile Video Game Comparisons
In Convenient Chart Format Year Edition Video Game 2000 Third 2008 Fourth 2012 Fifth Discuss.
View ArticleWestworld: Griefer’s Paradise
Westworld: Griefer’s Paradise (Starts Humming That Weird Al Song) You Know, “Amish Paradise”? Yeah, That One. So, getting away from my usual topics of game reviews no one reads and game materials no...
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